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Caption Contest: Sweeney Todd

Ok, folks. I'm actually on vacation with the family, but I snuck off to an Internet cafe in the shadow of the Sphinx long enough to come up with a caption contest pic. You know the rules: Submit your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I wil... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, December 28, 2007


Thursday Shout-Out

I'm going to try to start doing these on a regular basis again. Now that I've achieved blogsuperstardom, I like to occasionally give back to the blogging community by picking up trash along the highway and posting links to my fellow bloggers. I don... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 24, 2007


Noel, Noel, Noel. What Were You Thinking?

Everybody loves Christmas carols. Christians love Christmas carols. Jews love Christmas carols. Even Satanists secretly love Christmas carols. The only people who don't like Christmas carols are Communists and people named Carol who are going to s... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 24, 2007


Now in Snark-o-Vision!

I'm coming down with a cold and I didn't want to get germs all over my blog, so I'm over at Central Snark today blathering about dumb jokes and robots. I'll be back here tomorrow with a thoroughly disinfected, and probably disaffected, post.Labels: ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, December 22, 2007


Congrats to the Winners!

This week's winning caption came from newcomer carolinebender. Nice work, Caroline! I assume your first name is Caroline. It could be Car or Carolinebe for all I know. Anyway, as the winner, you may display the prestigious In Your Face Award:It w... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, December 21, 2007


It's the Huey-pocalypse!

Yes, friends, this is it. The final showdown between the forces of infectious light rock and the forces of evil. The Ecstatic Infidel and I have come to an agreement on the terms of our internet duel.If the Power of Love conquers all, the Erratic I... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, December 20, 2007


Waiting for Huey

I have a dream.I have a dream that some day in the not-too-distant future, little white children and other, slightly larger white children will hold hands and sing in unison Huey Lewis' "Power of Love." But not the part about love being "stronger an... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, December 18, 2007


Snarktastic

Salutations, adoring sycophants! I'm over at the Snark today with still more advice on how to be funny, and maybe even get your work published on birdcage linings across the country!I'll be back tomorrow with a post that smells like freshly baked br... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 17, 2007


Sock Drawer

Submitted for your approval, some random items from the disorganized sock drawer that is my brain....-------------------I don't understand why people are freaking out about a little lead in toys. When I was a kid, I used to play with little paintabl... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 17, 2007


Caption Contest: The Dark Knight

How excited am I about The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins, coming to a theater near me this July? Well, considering that Batman Begins is the Greatest Movie of All Time, pretty excited. For about three hours after seeing Batman Begins, th... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, December 14, 2007


Last Chance (for Shameless Self-Promotion)!

Ok kids, in case anybody is still around after yesterday's distasteful rant, I thought I should tell you that tomorrow is the last day to purchase my book, Antisocial Commentary, at the low low price of $9.95 with free shipping. So really you should... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, December 13, 2007


Kidneying Around

In the late 90s, back when Al Gore's Internet was still shiny and brimming with possibilities, I worked as a tech support rep at a large software company. My boss at the time was a good-natured dufus that I'll call Chad. Chad drove a blue Camaro wit... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Uncle Sam (and the Gecko) Want You!

Are we headed for an economic meltdown? Probably not, but that made for a much better opening sentence than the one I had before.It is true that there are signs that indicate the American economy may be in for a rough patch. We've seen a weakening... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 10, 2007


Caption Contest Winners

This week's winning caption came from the beautiful and witty Kadi Prescott, whose blog, Seven Seeds, you should visit right now. I have a feeling that Kadi is going to be very popular in the near future, so you should make a point to get over there... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, December 07, 2007


Did I Mention...?

Man, I've been so busy this week that I think I might have forgotten to mention that my book, Antisocial Commentary, is on sale for $9.95 with free shipping until December 14. Buy it now!Recently I gave a copy to a friend of my wife's and her husban... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, December 06, 2007


Our Wonderful Glands

These days we can be thankful that every primate with opposable thumbs, not to mention Tucker Max, has a blog. Today I can simply open the lid of my laptop and read no less than 800 million stories about absolutely adorable and completely interchang... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, December 05, 2007


Vote, Mother******!

Ok peeps. May I call you 'peeps'? No? Ok.Anyway, here are the caption contest finalists. Once again, there were some great entries. Vote for your favorite and I'll post the winners on Friday. Have fun and good luck to each and every one of you,... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, December 04, 2007


"What's in your bag?"

Greetings, gristle-monkeys. I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgul and Meme-Wraith. Shudder in the presence of my stench, for it is the stench of death and feet.Theresa, the Friesian-Spanish meme-virgin, who should know better, has tagged my master, D... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 03, 2007


Some Random Stuff

Sorry for the problems with the comment page. Something apparently broke when I launched the new version of Humor-Blogs.com. It seems to be working now. Get your captions in by tomorrow night.In other news, I've launched the new version of Humor-B... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Sunday, December 02, 2007


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