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Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it,
which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any
more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good
stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular
Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go
toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure.
And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here.
It's awesome.
Posts matching 'robots'
As the MF'ing Blog Tour nears its end, I decided to do something a bit different today. What follows is a conversation I recently had with the author of the new novel Marvellous Hairy, Mark Rayner. As Mercury Falls and Marvellous Hairy are both ... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Ok, the Humor-Blogs.com upgrade is finally done. I'll be working out a few more minor issues this weekend, but for the most part it's up and running. The new site features:Cool blog preview snapshotsWider range of blog feeds accepted, including Blo... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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While Diesel is taking a well-deserved break from blogging this week, we present to you a special series of guest posts, lovingly entitled "Meet the Real Diesel."Today's guest blogger is Snuppy, aka "Crazy Aunt Bea," formerly of Central Snark, whose ... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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I'm coming down with a cold and I didn't want to get germs all over my blog, so I'm over at Central Snark today blathering about dumb jokes and robots. I'll be back here tomorrow with a thoroughly disinfected, and probably disaffected, post.Labels: ... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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I came across two alarming statistics recently. I read one of them in our local newspaper and the other one on the side of a Happy Meal container, so I'm pretty sure at least the second one is true.Statistic 1: The world's population is likely to pe... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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In an effort to thwart spambots and other automated mischief, I like to occasionally screen my visitors to determine whether they are in fact human, or at least a reasonable fascimile thereof. To that end I have invented the Groening-Dick test, a se... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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I'm a superhero freak. Er, I mean I love superheroes, not that I'm superhumanly freakish. I am, but that's a topic for another post.The whole avenging crusader bit? Sign me up. The mild mannered paper shuffler turned nocturnal ass-kicker bit? Oh ... [Read the full post]
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Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad
it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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